{"id":378,"date":"2013-06-07T21:04:11","date_gmt":"2013-06-08T04:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=378"},"modified":"2021-06-17T02:50:04","modified_gmt":"2021-06-17T09:50:04","slug":"0607","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/06\/07\/0607\/","title":{"rendered":"0607"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/062013\/0607.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0607<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s all mental masturbation<\/p>\n<p>I have a daily obligation<br \/>\nA day after day irriration<br \/>\nTo rhyme and provide illustration<br \/>\nSomedays I have no motivation<br \/>\nWhile some think about graduation<br \/>\nI ponder my 10-day vacation<br \/>\nBut imperfect communication<br \/>\nContributes to mounting frustration<br \/>\nClearly I need some fermentation<br \/>\nTo bring this mood to a cessation<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0607 It\\'s all mental masturbation I have a daily obligation A day after day irriration To rhyme and provide illustration Somedays I have no motivation While some think about graduation I ponder my 10-day vacation But imperfect communication Contributes to mounting frustration Clearly I need some fermentation To bring this mood to a cessation\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0607 It&#8217;s all mental masturbation I have a daily obligation A day after day irriration To rhyme and provide illustration Somedays I have no motivation While some think about graduation I ponder my 10-day vacation But imperfect communication Contributes to mounting frustration Clearly I need some fermentation To bring this mood to a cessation<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[81,41,127,15],"class_list":["post-378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-rhymes","tag-vacation","tag-wank","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=378"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":408,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions\/408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}