{"id":3772,"date":"2020-11-20T15:59:34","date_gmt":"2020-11-20T23:59:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3772"},"modified":"2020-11-20T15:59:34","modified_gmt":"2020-11-20T23:59:34","slug":"201120","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/11\/20\/201120\/","title":{"rendered":"201120"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/201120.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>201120<br \/>\nLeomund&#8217;s Tiny Hut<\/p>\n<p>Needing a short rest<br \/>\nFor his awesome quest<br \/>\nBingo cast a spell<br \/>\nFor a place to dwell<br \/>\nThat spell built a hut<br \/>\nFor his tiny butt<br \/>\nThen he sang a song<br \/>\n&#8216;Bout his tiny schlong<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"201120 Leomund\\'s Tiny Hut Needing a short rest For his awesome quest Bingo cast a spell For a place to dwell That spell built a hut For his tiny butt Then he sang a song \\'Bout his tiny schlong\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>201120 Leomund&#8217;s Tiny Hut Needing a short rest For his awesome quest Bingo cast a spell For a place to dwell That spell built a hut For his tiny butt Then he sang a song &#8216;Bout his tiny schlong<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[66,120,119],"class_list":["post-3772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-dick","tag-dnd","tag-magic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3772"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3772"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3773,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3772\/revisions\/3773"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}