{"id":3761,"date":"2020-11-09T10:56:08","date_gmt":"2020-11-09T18:56:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3761"},"modified":"2022-01-05T09:00:38","modified_gmt":"2022-01-05T17:00:38","slug":"201109","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/11\/09\/201109\/","title":{"rendered":"201109"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/201109.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>201109<br \/>\nFour seasons total landscaping<\/p>\n<p>Joe Biden might be sleepy<br \/>\nBut Jizztrumpet is weepy<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s also super creepy<br \/>\nAnd just might savor peepee<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s really good at lying<br \/>\nWhile so many are dying<br \/>\nNow in his bunker crying<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll need Joe&#8217;s unifying<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"201109 Four seasons total landscaping Joe Biden might be sleepy But Jizztrumpet is weepy He\\'s also super creepy And just might savor peepee He\\'s really good at lying While so many are dying Now in his bunker crying We\\'ll need Joe\\'s unifying\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>201109 Four seasons total landscaping Joe Biden might be sleepy But Jizztrumpet is weepy He&#8217;s also super creepy And just might savor peepee He&#8217;s really good at lying While so many are dying Now in his bunker crying We&#8217;ll need Joe&#8217;s unifying<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,117,92,130,16],"class_list":["post-3761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-c19","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-pee","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3761"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3761"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3762,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3761\/revisions\/3762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}