{"id":3738,"date":"2020-10-16T08:41:05","date_gmt":"2020-10-16T15:41:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3738"},"modified":"2020-10-16T08:41:20","modified_gmt":"2020-10-16T15:41:20","slug":"201016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/10\/16\/201016\/","title":{"rendered":"201016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/201016.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>201016<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t ask how big the room is!<\/p>\n<p>That wizard was part sage part moron<br \/>\nHis fireball point blank missed Voron<br \/>\nBut back just a bit<br \/>\nWe got burned to shit<br \/>\nThe rest of us maybe should cop on<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"201016 I didn\\'t ask how big the room is! That wizard was part sage part moron His fireball point blank missed Voron But back just a bit We got burned to shit The rest of us maybe should cop on\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>201016 I didn&#8217;t ask how big the room is! That wizard was part sage part moron His fireball point blank missed Voron But back just a bit We got burned to shit The rest of us maybe should cop on<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[120,93,119,31],"class_list":["post-3738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-dnd","tag-fire","tag-magic","tag-tabletop-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3738"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3738"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3740,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3738\/revisions\/3740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}