{"id":3733,"date":"2020-10-12T14:18:26","date_gmt":"2020-10-12T21:18:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3733"},"modified":"2021-05-10T16:06:02","modified_gmt":"2021-05-10T23:06:02","slug":"201012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/10\/12\/201012\/","title":{"rendered":"201012"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/201012.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>201012<br \/>\nAll I want to do&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t ever presume<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve muted your zoom<br \/>\nThat boisterous boom<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s filling your room<br \/>\nWith foul-smelling fume<br \/>\nCould be career doom<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"201012 All I want to do... Don\\'t ever presume You\\'ve muted your zoom That boisterous boom That\\'s filling your room With foul-smelling fume Could be career doom\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>201012 All I want to do&#8230; Don&#8217;t ever presume You&#8217;ve muted your zoom That boisterous boom That&#8217;s filling your room With foul-smelling fume Could be career doom<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,99,80,15],"class_list":["post-3733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-fart","tag-sit","tag-tech","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3733"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3733"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3734,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3733\/revisions\/3734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}