{"id":3731,"date":"2020-10-09T06:14:20","date_gmt":"2020-10-09T13:14:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3731"},"modified":"2020-10-09T06:14:20","modified_gmt":"2020-10-09T13:14:20","slug":"201009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/10\/09\/201009\/","title":{"rendered":"201009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/201009.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>201009<br \/>\nHelp me mommy!<\/p>\n<p>There once was a human shaped shit pile<br \/>\nFly landed and then made the shit smile<br \/>\nThe shit was Mike Pence<br \/>\nSo smug and intense<br \/>\nFly sorted him into his shit file<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"201009 Help me mommy! There once was a human shaped shit pile Fly landed and then made the shit smile The shit was Mike Pence So smug and intense Fly sorted him into his shit file\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>201009 Help me mommy! There once was a human shaped shit pile Fly landed and then made the shit smile The shit was Mike Pence So smug and intense Fly sorted him into his shit file<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[111,16,17,71,113],"class_list":["post-3731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-hp","tag-politics","tag-poo","tag-religion","tag-rhps"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3731"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3731"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3732,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3731\/revisions\/3732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}