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200928
\nOffaly is awful<\/p>\n

Midlands driving never a blast
\nMidlands driving gets old real fast
\nI drove there once, it’s not for me
\nSo much turf, all I can see
\nMidland days feckin’ away to oh fuck those Midland drives
\nWelly, welly, welly boots
\nTullamore, Tullamore
\nWhere is Ballinagar?
\nTullamore, Tullamore
\nAthlone or Mullingar?
\nI drove through there, missed the off ramp
\nNeeded to wee, my pants got damp
\nI kept driving to Longford town
\nNo luck there, no one around
\nMidland fun? Never begun oh fuck those Midland drives
\nWelly, welly, welly boots
\nTullamore, Tullamore
\nWhere can you get a bite?
\nTullamore, Tullamore
\nOr a place for the night?
\nGot to Sligo, the N4 ends
\nTold the Midlands, we can’t be friends
\nThere and then, I made a vow
\nWon’t be back, no way no how
\nMidland trips are all bullshit and fuck those Midland drives<\/p>\n