{"id":3709,"date":"2020-09-16T14:44:46","date_gmt":"2020-09-16T21:44:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3709"},"modified":"2021-05-10T16:04:35","modified_gmt":"2021-05-10T23:04:35","slug":"200916","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/09\/16\/200916\/","title":{"rendered":"200916"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/200916.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>200916<br \/>\nBet they smell it in New Delhi<\/p>\n<p>Watching Netflix on the telly<br \/>\nLinc is kneading on my belly<br \/>\nBrownie&#8217;s farts are awful smelly<br \/>\nDoes my lifestyle make you jelly?<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"200916 Bet they smell it in New Delhi Watching Netflix on the telly Linc is kneading on my belly Brownie\\'s farts are awful smelly Does my lifestyle make you jelly?\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>200916 Bet they smell it in New Delhi Watching Netflix on the telly Linc is kneading on my belly Brownie&#8217;s farts are awful smelly Does my lifestyle make you jelly?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,13,8,99,80,12],"class_list":["post-3709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-brownie","tag-fart","tag-linc","tag-sit","tag-tech","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3709"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3709"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3709\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3710,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3709\/revisions\/3710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}