{"id":3691,"date":"2020-08-31T15:29:14","date_gmt":"2020-08-31T22:29:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3691"},"modified":"2020-08-31T15:29:14","modified_gmt":"2020-08-31T22:29:14","slug":"200831","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/08\/31\/200831\/","title":{"rendered":"200831"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/200831.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>200831<br \/>\nWanna tap me?<\/p>\n<p>Took a shower<br \/>\nFor an hour<br \/>\nHad to scour<br \/>\nWith my power<br \/>\nNow I&#8217;m neater<br \/>\nThan St. Peter<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;m sweeter<br \/>\nBy the liter<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"200831 Wanna tap me? Took a shower For an hour Had to scour With my power Now I\\'m neater Than St. Peter And I\\'m sweeter By the liter\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>200831 Wanna tap me? Took a shower For an hour Had to scour With my power Now I&#8217;m neater Than St. Peter And I&#8217;m sweeter By the liter<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,76],"class_list":["post-3691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3691"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3691"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3692,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3691\/revisions\/3692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}