{"id":3683,"date":"2020-08-24T15:22:29","date_gmt":"2020-08-24T22:22:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3683"},"modified":"2020-08-24T15:22:29","modified_gmt":"2020-08-24T22:22:29","slug":"200824","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/08\/24\/200824\/","title":{"rendered":"200824"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/200824.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>200824<br \/>\nColor me bad<\/p>\n<p>Do bronze prawns wear long johns?<br \/>\nA black yak might blow his stack<br \/>\nA blue gnu would be cuckoo<br \/>\nA pink mink would make you think<br \/>\nA teal seal would be unreal<br \/>\nA peach leech &#8211; you must impeach<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"200824 Color me bad Do bronze prawns wear long johns? A black yak might blow his stack A blue gnu would be cuckoo A pink mink would make you think A teal seal would be unreal A peach leech - you must impeach\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>200824 Color me bad Do bronze prawns wear long johns? A black yak might blow his stack A blue gnu would be cuckoo A pink mink would make you think A teal seal would be unreal A peach leech &#8211; you must impeach<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,18,90,92,16],"class_list":["post-3683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-animals","tag-celebrities","tag-colors","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3683"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3683"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3684,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3683\/revisions\/3684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}