{"id":3646,"date":"2020-07-20T13:26:16","date_gmt":"2020-07-20T20:26:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3646"},"modified":"2020-07-20T13:26:16","modified_gmt":"2020-07-20T20:26:16","slug":"200720","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/07\/20\/200720\/","title":{"rendered":"200720"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/200720.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>200720<br \/>\nOne halfling band<\/p>\n<p>Every party needs a healer<br \/>\nAnd a solid damage dealer<br \/>\nThough most parties do not know it<br \/>\nThey should always have a poet<br \/>\nIf your fighter has gone AWOL<br \/>\nAnd your rogue can&#8217;t pick locks at all<br \/>\nIf your caster takes a beating<br \/>\nWhile your cleric&#8217;s barely breathing<br \/>\nLeave it to the brave musician<br \/>\nTo complete the crucial mission<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"200720 One halfling band Every party needs a healer And a solid damage dealer Though most parties do not know it They should always have a poet If your fighter has gone AWOL And your rogue can\\'t pick locks at all If your caster takes a beating While your cleric\\'s barely breathing Leave it to the brave musician To complete the crucial mission\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>200720 One halfling band Every party needs a healer And a solid damage dealer Though most parties do not know it They should always have a poet If your fighter has gone AWOL And your rogue can&#8217;t pick locks at all If your caster takes a beating While your cleric&#8217;s barely breathing Leave it to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/07\/20\/200720\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">200720<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[120,31,83],"class_list":["post-3646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-dnd","tag-tabletop-games","tag-weapons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3646"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3646"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3646\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3647,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3646\/revisions\/3647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}