{"id":3633,"date":"2020-07-06T14:19:46","date_gmt":"2020-07-06T21:19:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3633"},"modified":"2020-07-06T14:19:46","modified_gmt":"2020-07-06T21:19:46","slug":"200706","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/07\/06\/200706\/","title":{"rendered":"200706"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/200706.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>200706<br \/>\nMind if I sing while you kill?<\/p>\n<p>The tunnel&#8217;s dark, I cannot see<br \/>\n&#8220;What&#8217;s happening in front of me?!?&#8221;<br \/>\nThe fighter groans, and then he grunts<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m gonna kill you feckin&#8217; cunts!&#8221;<br \/>\nThe rogue attempts a sneak attack<br \/>\nI hear a thud and then a thwack<br \/>\nThe sorceress shoots scorching rays<br \/>\nBut up ahead it&#8217;s still a haze<br \/>\nThe cleric does not comfort me<br \/>\nFor all I hear is, &#8220;Blessed be!!!&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd then at last the fight is done<br \/>\nMy contribution? Just this one<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"200706 Mind if I sing while you kill? The tunnel\\'s dark, I cannot see \\\"What\\'s happening in front of me?!?\\\" The fighter groans, and then he grunts \\\"I\\'m gonna kill you feckin\\' cunts!\\\" The rogue attempts a sneak attack I hear a thud and then a thwack The sorceress shoots scorching rays But up ahead it\\'s still a haze The cleric does not comfort me For all I hear is, \\\"Blessed be!!!\\\" And then at last the fight is done My contribution? Just this one\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>200706 Mind if I sing while you kill? The tunnel&#8217;s dark, I cannot see &#8220;What&#8217;s happening in front of me?!?&#8221; The fighter groans, and then he grunts &#8220;I&#8217;m gonna kill you feckin&#8217; cunts!&#8221; The rogue attempts a sneak attack I hear a thud and then a thwack The sorceress shoots scorching rays But up ahead &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/07\/06\/200706\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">200706<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[120,31],"class_list":["post-3633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-dnd","tag-tabletop-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3633"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3633"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3634,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3633\/revisions\/3634"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}