{"id":3605,"date":"2020-06-08T05:55:05","date_gmt":"2020-06-08T12:55:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3605"},"modified":"2020-06-08T07:57:03","modified_gmt":"2020-06-08T14:57:03","slug":"200608","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/06\/08\/200608\/","title":{"rendered":"200608"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/200608.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>200608<br \/>\nKilling kobolds<\/p>\n<p>The kobolds thought that they&#8217;d do in<br \/>\nThe bard and Lady Serafin<br \/>\nBut they did not expect to see<br \/>\nThis duo with ferocity<br \/>\nWhile Serafin got knocked about<br \/>\nThe halfling took his crossbow out<br \/>\nThe first bolt went into an eye<br \/>\nNow that&#8217;s a gruesome way to die<br \/>\nThe next three bolts flew through the air<br \/>\nAnd found their marks with deadly flare<br \/>\nPoor Serafin was black and blue<br \/>\nA healing word made her anew<br \/>\nThe lady yelled &#8220;now go to sleep!&#8221;<br \/>\nA hidden dagger was plunged deep<br \/>\nAnd now the legend can begin<br \/>\nThe bard and Lady Serafin<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"200608 Killing kobolds The kobolds thought that they\\'d do in The bard and Lady Serafin But they did not expect to see This duo with ferocity While Serafin got knocked about The halfling took his crossbow out The first bolt went into an eye Now that\\'s a gruesome way to die The next three bolts flew through the air And found their marks with deadly flare Poor Serafin was black and blue A healing word made her anew The lady yelled \\\"now go to sleep!\\\" A hidden dagger was plunged deep And now the legend can begin The bard and Lady Serafin\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>200608 Killing kobolds The kobolds thought that they&#8217;d do in The bard and Lady Serafin But they did not expect to see This duo with ferocity While Serafin got knocked about The halfling took his crossbow out The first bolt went into an eye Now that&#8217;s a gruesome way to die The next three bolts &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/06\/08\/200608\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">200608<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[90,120,119,19,94,31,83],"class_list":["post-3605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-colors","tag-dnd","tag-magic","tag-nerd","tag-numbers","tag-tabletop-games","tag-weapons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3605"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3605"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3605\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3606,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3605\/revisions\/3606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}