{"id":3589,"date":"2020-05-22T08:02:26","date_gmt":"2020-05-22T15:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3589"},"modified":"2020-05-22T08:02:26","modified_gmt":"2020-05-22T15:02:26","slug":"200522","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/05\/22\/200522\/","title":{"rendered":"200522"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/200522.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>200522<br \/>\nInches &gt; Centimeters<\/p>\n<p>There once was a fella named Kevin<br \/>\nWho claimed his dick went to eleven<br \/>\nHe played truth or dare<br \/>\nThey dared him to share<br \/>\nHe barely whipped out half of seven<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"200522 Inches greater than Centimeters There once was a fella named Kevin Who claimed his dick went to eleven He played truth or dare They dared him to share He barely whipped out half of seven\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>200522 Inches &gt; Centimeters There once was a fella named Kevin Who claimed his dick went to eleven He played truth or dare They dared him to share He barely whipped out half of seven<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[66,97,94],"class_list":["post-3589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-dick","tag-naughty","tag-numbers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3589"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3589"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3590,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3589\/revisions\/3590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}