{"id":3584,"date":"2020-05-20T13:34:46","date_gmt":"2020-05-20T20:34:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3584"},"modified":"2020-05-20T13:34:46","modified_gmt":"2020-05-20T20:34:46","slug":"200520","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/05\/20\/200520\/","title":{"rendered":"200520"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/200520.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>200520<br \/>\nFirsthand knowledge<\/p>\n<p>Is your tummy cramped and coiled?<br \/>\nDo farts leave your trousers soiled?<br \/>\nIs your brown eye feeling boiled?<br \/>\nCheck the milk, I bet it&#8217;s spoiled!!!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"200520 Firsthand knowledge Is your tummy cramped and coiled? Do farts leave your trousers soiled? Is your brown eye feeling boiled? Check the milk, I bet it\\'s spoiled!!!\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>200520 Firsthand knowledge Is your tummy cramped and coiled? Do farts leave your trousers soiled? Is your brown eye feeling boiled? Check the milk, I bet it&#8217;s spoiled!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,90,13,17,73],"class_list":["post-3584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-colors","tag-fart","tag-poo","tag-sick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3584"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3584"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3585,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3584\/revisions\/3585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}