{"id":3579,"date":"2020-05-15T11:24:55","date_gmt":"2020-05-15T18:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3579"},"modified":"2021-06-17T02:47:49","modified_gmt":"2021-06-17T09:47:49","slug":"200515","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/05\/15\/200515\/","title":{"rendered":"200515"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/200515.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>200515<br \/>\nThat sore on his lip was a canker<\/p>\n<p>This fella from Cork was a banker<br \/>\nHe got a tattoo of an anchor<br \/>\nHe thought it was cool<br \/>\nBut that fucking fool<br \/>\nHis mom told him &#8211; &#8220;You&#8217;re still a wanker!&#8221;<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"200515 That sore on his lip was a canker This fella from Cork was a banker He got a tattoo of an anchor He thought it was cool But that fucking fool His mom told him - \\\"You\\'re still a wanker!\\\"\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>200515 That sore on his lip was a canker This fella from Cork was a banker He got a tattoo of an anchor He thought it was cool But that fucking fool His mom told him &#8211; &#8220;You&#8217;re still a wanker!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[10,29,34,12,127],"class_list":["post-3579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-comic-books","tag-ireland","tag-movies","tag-tv","tag-wank"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3579"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3579"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3580,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3579\/revisions\/3580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}