{"id":3571,"date":"2020-05-08T08:03:08","date_gmt":"2020-05-08T15:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3571"},"modified":"2020-05-08T08:03:20","modified_gmt":"2020-05-08T15:03:20","slug":"200508","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/05\/08\/200508\/","title":{"rendered":"200508"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/200508.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>200508<br \/>\nYes, mistress!<\/p>\n<p>There once was a mistress named Megan<br \/>\nShe&#8217;d often leave wealthy men beggin&#8217;<br \/>\nShe&#8217;d start with a tease<br \/>\nThen quick as you please<br \/>\nShe&#8217;d bugger them good with a peggin&#8217;<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"200508 Yes, mistress! There once was a mistress named Megan She\\'d often leave wealthy men beggin\\' She\\'d start with a tease Then quick as you please She\\'d bugger them good with a peggin\\'\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>200508 Yes, mistress! There once was a mistress named Megan She&#8217;d often leave wealthy men beggin&#8217; She&#8217;d start with a tease Then quick as you please She&#8217;d bugger them good with a peggin&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[46,65,66,97],"class_list":["post-3571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-bed","tag-boobies","tag-dick","tag-naughty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3571"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3571"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3572,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3571\/revisions\/3572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}