{"id":3547,"date":"2020-04-17T11:52:53","date_gmt":"2020-04-17T18:52:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3547"},"modified":"2020-04-20T13:49:56","modified_gmt":"2020-04-20T20:49:56","slug":"200417","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/04\/17\/200417\/","title":{"rendered":"200417"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/200417.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>200417<br \/>\nArmadillo in his trousers<\/p>\n<p>There once was a fella named Noel<br \/>\nSome say he was hung like a foal<br \/>\nHe tried to pooh-pooh<br \/>\nBut everyone knew<br \/>\nThat lump in his pants wasn&#8217;t coal<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"200417 Armadillo in his trousers There once was a fella named Noel Some say he was hung like a foal He tried to pooh-pooh But everyone knew That lump in his pants wasn\\'t coal\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>200417 Armadillo in his trousers There once was a fella named Noel Some say he was hung like a foal He tried to pooh-pooh But everyone knew That lump in his pants wasn&#8217;t coal<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[51,66,97],"class_list":["post-3547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-animals","tag-dick","tag-naughty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3547"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3547"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3551,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3547\/revisions\/3551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}