{"id":353,"date":"2013-05-29T13:36:35","date_gmt":"2013-05-29T20:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=353"},"modified":"2016-04-28T21:58:31","modified_gmt":"2016-04-29T04:58:31","slug":"0529","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/05\/29\/0529\/","title":{"rendered":"0529"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/052013\/0529.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0529<br \/>\nHump day Howard<\/p>\n<p>Lisa and Ronnie finally kiss<br \/>\nRonnie doesn&#8217;t think squirting is piss<br \/>\nToo much Mambo will make Lisa sick<br \/>\nYou can play piano with your dick<br \/>\nMaria Menounos won&#8217;t pour beer<br \/>\nSo Kevin puts it in Richard&#8217;s rear<br \/>\nThe things you learn that you didn&#8217;t know<br \/>\nAll today on the Howard Stern show<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0529 Hump day Howard Lisa and Ronnie finally kiss Ronnie doesn\\'t think squirting is piss Too much Mambo will make Lisa sick You can play piano with your dick Maria Menounos won\\'t pour beer So Kevin puts it in Richard\\'s rear The things you learn that you didn\\'t know All today on the Howard Stern show\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0529 Hump day Howard Lisa and Ronnie finally kiss Ronnie doesn&#8217;t think squirting is piss Too much Mambo will make Lisa sick You can play piano with your dick Maria Menounos won&#8217;t pour beer So Kevin puts it in Richard&#8217;s rear The things you learn that you didn&#8217;t know All today on the Howard Stern &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/05\/29\/0529\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">0529<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[59,18,66],"class_list":["post-353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-beer","tag-celebrities","tag-dick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=353"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":434,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions\/434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}