{"id":3515,"date":"2020-03-27T16:48:02","date_gmt":"2020-03-27T23:48:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3515"},"modified":"2020-04-03T02:22:40","modified_gmt":"2020-04-03T09:22:40","slug":"200327","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/03\/27\/200327\/","title":{"rendered":"200327"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/200327.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>200327<br \/>\nAt first his throat was a bit sore-us<\/p>\n<p>There once was a PM named Boris<br \/>\nWho wanted his borders less pourous<br \/>\nBut then he got sick<br \/>\nFrom some random chick<br \/>\nBecause he had licked her clitoris<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"200327 At first his throat was a bit sore-us There once was a PM named Boris Who wanted his borders less pourous But then he got sick From some random chick Because he had licked her clitoris\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>200327 At first his throat was a bit sore-us There once was a PM named Boris Who wanted his borders less pourous But then he got sick From some random chick Because he had licked her clitoris<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[18,117,97,16,73,55],"class_list":["post-3515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-celebrities","tag-c19","tag-naughty","tag-politics","tag-sick","tag-uk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3515"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3515"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3515\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3516,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3515\/revisions\/3516"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}