{"id":3497,"date":"2020-03-09T16:13:05","date_gmt":"2020-03-09T23:13:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3497"},"modified":"2021-09-20T13:52:31","modified_gmt":"2021-09-20T20:52:31","slug":"200309","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/03\/09\/200309\/","title":{"rendered":"200309"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/200309.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>200309<br \/>\nTinder tips<\/p>\n<p>Today I was contemplating<br \/>\nIf I should share tips for dating<br \/>\nDo not buy whiskey for Clodagh<br \/>\nShe only drinks diet soda<br \/>\nYou should not argue with \u00c1ine<br \/>\nShe&#8217;ll throw you down and sit on ya<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t lend your money to Bronagh<br \/>\nShe will not pay back one Krona<br \/>\nBe careful if you bang Fiadh<br \/>\nShe gave a &#8220;friend&#8221; gonorrhea<br \/>\nHope this did not make you sleepy<br \/>\nWhy does it hurt when I peepee?<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"200309 Tinder tips Today I was contemplating If I should share tips for dating Do not buy whiskey for Clodagh She only drinks diet soda You should not argue with \u00c1ine She\\'ll throw you down and sit on ya Don\\'t lend your money to Bronagh She will not pay back one Krona Be careful if you bang Fiadh She gave a \\\"friend\\\" gonorrhea Hope this did not make you sleepy Why does it hurt when I peepee?\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>200309 Tinder tips Today I was contemplating If I should share tips for dating Do not buy whiskey for Clodagh She only drinks diet soda You should not argue with \u00c1ine She&#8217;ll throw you down and sit on ya Don&#8217;t lend your money to Bronagh She will not pay back one Krona Be careful if &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/03\/09\/200309\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">200309<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,128,66,68,37,29,101,73,80],"class_list":["post-3497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-dating","tag-dick","tag-drinking","tag-friends","tag-ireland","tag-money","tag-sick","tag-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3497"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3497"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3498,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3497\/revisions\/3498"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}