{"id":3494,"date":"2020-03-06T08:14:35","date_gmt":"2020-03-06T16:14:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3494"},"modified":"2020-04-03T02:26:22","modified_gmt":"2020-04-03T09:26:22","slug":"200306","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/03\/06\/200306\/","title":{"rendered":"200306"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/200306.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>200306<br \/>\nSorry Dexy<\/p>\n<p>Poor old pangolin<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t eat him like a sloppy joe<br \/>\nNor top him on your pizza dough<br \/>\nThey have thick hide, don&#8217;t blame or slay them<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s spread (from Wuhan)<br \/>\nAnd spread (to Milan)<br \/>\nOutbreaks here, there and wherever<br \/>\nCOVID-19<br \/>\nChoo ah-choo ah-choo ah-choo why-ay?!?<br \/>\nSelf isolate forever!!!<br \/>\nCOVID-19, wash your hands (thoroughly)<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;re coughing, do into your sleeve<br \/>\nWe don&#8217;t possess, a means to address<br \/>\nOh it&#8217;s dirty<br \/>\nAh, COVID-19<br \/>\nCOVID-19<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t bring it &#8217;round here<br \/>\nNo scanning at our airports yet<br \/>\nSo staying inside&#8217;s our safest bet<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ve hinted (No Paddy&#8217;s), um, say what? (No Paddy&#8217;s)<br \/>\nThat won&#8217;t sit with us now laddie<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll go maddy!<br \/>\nChoo ah-choo ah-choo ah-choo why-ay?!?<br \/>\nSelf isolate forever!!!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"200306 Sorry Dexy Poor old pangolin Don\\'t eat him like a sloppy joe Nor top him on your pizza dough They have thick hide, don\\'t blame or slay them It\\'s spread (from Wuhan) And spread (to Milan) Outbreaks here, there and wherever COVID-19 Choo ah-choo ah-choo ah-choo why-ay?!? Self isolate forever!!! COVID-19, wash your hands (thoroughly) If you\\'re coughing, do into your sleeve We don\\'t possess, a means to address Oh it\\'s dirty Ah, COVID-19 COVID-19 Don\\'t bring it \\'round here No scanning at our airports yet So staying inside\\'s our safest bet They\\'ve hinted (No Paddy\\'s), um, say what? (No Paddy\\'s) That won\\'t sit with us now laddie We\\'ll go maddy! Choo ah-choo ah-choo ah-choo why-ay?!? 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COVID-19, wash your hands &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/03\/06\/200306\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">200306<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,117,52,53,29,73,26],"class_list":["post-3494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-animals","tag-c19","tag-europe","tag-food","tag-ireland","tag-sick","tag-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3494"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3494"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3523,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3494\/revisions\/3523"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}