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200306
\nSorry Dexy<\/p>\n

Poor old pangolin
\nDon’t eat him like a sloppy joe
\nNor top him on your pizza dough
\nThey have thick hide, don’t blame or slay them
\nIt’s spread (from Wuhan)
\nAnd spread (to Milan)
\nOutbreaks here, there and wherever
\nCOVID-19
\nChoo ah-choo ah-choo ah-choo why-ay?!?
\nSelf isolate forever!!!
\nCOVID-19, wash your hands (thoroughly)
\nIf you’re coughing, do into your sleeve
\nWe don’t possess, a means to address
\nOh it’s dirty
\nAh, COVID-19
\nCOVID-19
\nDon’t bring it ’round here
\nNo scanning at our airports yet
\nSo staying inside’s our safest bet
\nThey’ve hinted (No Paddy’s), um, say what? (No Paddy’s)
\nThat won’t sit with us now laddie
\nWe’ll go maddy!
\nChoo ah-choo ah-choo ah-choo why-ay?!?
\nSelf isolate forever!!!<\/p>\n