{"id":3488,"date":"2020-02-28T14:45:32","date_gmt":"2020-02-28T22:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3488"},"modified":"2020-04-03T02:26:52","modified_gmt":"2020-04-03T09:26:52","slug":"200228","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/02\/28\/200228\/","title":{"rendered":"200228"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/200228.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>200228<br \/>\nThe media peddle fear<\/p>\n<p>If their temperature is high<br \/>\nWrite them off as they&#8217;ll soon die<br \/>\nIf they have a runny nose<br \/>\nLeave before they decompose<br \/>\nIf they blast out splashing poo<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a duty you should do<br \/>\nIf you hear somebody cough<br \/>\nYou should drown them in a trough<br \/>\nIf you see somebody sneeze<br \/>\nKill and bury quickly please<br \/>\nIf you think they sniffled snot<br \/>\nYou should end them with one shot<br \/>\nIf this sounds a tad severe<br \/>\nMedia has stoked this fear<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"200228 The media peddle fear If their temperature is high Write them off as they\\'ll soon die If they have a runny nose Leave before they decompose If they blast out splashing poo There\\'s a duty you should do If you hear somebody cough You should drown them in a trough If you see somebody sneeze Kill and bury quickly please If you think they sniffled snot You should end them with one shot If this sounds a tad severe Media has stoked this fear\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>200228 The media peddle fear If their temperature is high Write them off as they&#8217;ll soon die If they have a runny nose Leave before they decompose If they blast out splashing poo There&#8217;s a duty you should do If you hear somebody cough You should drown them in a trough If you see somebody &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/02\/28\/200228\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">200228<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[117,60,75,17,73,12],"class_list":["post-3488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-c19","tag-guns","tag-news","tag-poo","tag-sick","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3488"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3488"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3489,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3488\/revisions\/3489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}