{"id":3471,"date":"2020-02-14T02:42:33","date_gmt":"2020-02-14T10:42:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3471"},"modified":"2022-01-05T09:00:58","modified_gmt":"2022-01-05T17:00:58","slug":"200214","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/02\/14\/200214\/","title":{"rendered":"200214"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/200214.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>200214<br \/>\nV for the D<\/p>\n<p>Some cringe when they see VD Day<br \/>\nCause VD&#8217;s a pain in the A<br \/>\nTo them VD&#8217;s an STD<br \/>\nThat feels like burning when they pee<br \/>\nAnd if you still abbreviate<br \/>\nSome Facebook friends will postulate<br \/>\nThat you just want the world to see<br \/>\nYou have a V for your wee D<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"200214 V for the D Some cringe when they see VD Day Cause VD\\'s a pain in the A To them VD\\'s an STD That feels like burning when they pee And if you still abbreviate Some Facebook friends will postulate That you just want the world to see You have a V for your wee D\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>200214 V for the D Some cringe when they see VD Day Cause VD&#8217;s a pain in the A To them VD&#8217;s an STD That feels like burning when they pee And if you still abbreviate Some Facebook friends will postulate That you just want the world to see You have a V for your &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/02\/14\/200214\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">200214<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[66,39,77,97,130,73,80],"class_list":["post-3471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-dick","tag-holidays","tag-love","tag-naughty","tag-pee","tag-sick","tag-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3471"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3471"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3525,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3471\/revisions\/3525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}