{"id":3465,"date":"2020-02-07T00:36:15","date_gmt":"2020-02-07T08:36:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3465"},"modified":"2020-02-07T00:36:15","modified_gmt":"2020-02-07T08:36:15","slug":"200207","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/02\/07\/200207\/","title":{"rendered":"200207"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/200207.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>200207<br \/>\nThe homily was gas<\/p>\n<p>The other day, I met a lass<br \/>\nIntoxicating charm and class<br \/>\nGood wine was drunk glass after glass<br \/>\nShe beckoned me to tap her ass<br \/>\nAn offer that I could not pass<br \/>\nA lovely way to spend a mass<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"200207 The homily was gas The other day, I met a lass Intoxicating charm and class Good wine was drunk glass after glass She beckoned me to tap her ass An offer that I could not pass A lovely way to spend a mass\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>200207 The homily was gas The other day, I met a lass Intoxicating charm and class Good wine was drunk glass after glass She beckoned me to tap her ass An offer that I could not pass A lovely way to spend a mass<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[97,71,58],"class_list":["post-3465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-naughty","tag-religion","tag-wine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3465"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3465"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3466,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3465\/revisions\/3466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}