{"id":3443,"date":"2020-01-17T05:12:50","date_gmt":"2020-01-17T13:12:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3443"},"modified":"2020-01-22T10:09:58","modified_gmt":"2020-01-22T18:09:58","slug":"3443","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/01\/17\/3443\/","title":{"rendered":"200117"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/200117.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>200117<br \/>\nBalls on pen island<\/p>\n<p>I have a pen with balls on it<br \/>\nThey flop and bop but they all fit<br \/>\nOne ball is red, two more are blue<br \/>\nIt has more balls than just these few<br \/>\nPlay with the balls, they twist and bend<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll tease these balls like your boyfriend<br \/>\nThe black balls sag, the others wag<br \/>\nThis pen is fun and not a drag<br \/>\nOne ball is pink, two more are green<br \/>\nThe weirdest pen you&#8217;ve ever seen<br \/>\nThough it is strange I&#8217;m sure it can<br \/>\nWrite a strange rhyme for this strange man<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"200117 Balls on pen island I have a pen with balls on it They flop and bop but they all fit One ball is red, two more are blue It has more balls than just these few Play with the balls, they twist and bend You\\'ll tease these balls like your boyfriend The black balls sag, the others wag This pen is fun and not a drag One ball is pink, two more are green The weirdest pen you\\'ve ever seen Though it is strange I\\'m sure it can Write a strange rhyme for this strange man\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>200117 Balls on pen island I have a pen with balls on it They flop and bop but they all fit One ball is red, two more are blue It has more balls than just these few Play with the balls, they twist and bend You&#8217;ll tease these balls like your boyfriend The black balls &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/01\/17\/3443\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">200117<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[116,90,82,37,97,81],"class_list":["post-3443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-balls","tag-colors","tag-drawings","tag-friends","tag-naughty","tag-rhymes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3443"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3443"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3443\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3448,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3443\/revisions\/3448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}