{"id":3435,"date":"2020-01-10T10:04:15","date_gmt":"2020-01-10T18:04:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3435"},"modified":"2020-01-17T09:39:12","modified_gmt":"2020-01-17T17:39:12","slug":"200110","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/01\/10\/200110\/","title":{"rendered":"200110"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/200110.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>200110<br \/>\nAsk your doctor if boner juice is right for you<\/p>\n<p>There is a first mate in Balbriggan<br \/>\nWho got his balls caught in the riggin&#8217;<br \/>\nNow he cannot blast<br \/>\nOr get to full mast<br \/>\nUnless boner juice he is swiggin&#8217;<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"200110 Ask your doctor if boner juice is right for you There is a first mate in Balbriggan Who got his balls caught in the riggin\\' Now he cannot blast Or get to full mast Unless boner juice he is swiggin\\'\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>200110 Ask your doctor if boner juice is right for you There is a first mate in Balbriggan Who got his balls caught in the riggin&#8217; Now he cannot blast Or get to full mast Unless boner juice he is swiggin&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[116,54,68,29,97],"class_list":["post-3435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-balls","tag-boats","tag-drinking","tag-ireland","tag-naughty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3435"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3435"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3436,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3435\/revisions\/3436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}