{"id":342,"date":"2013-05-25T11:28:26","date_gmt":"2013-05-25T18:28:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=342"},"modified":"2016-05-09T21:42:01","modified_gmt":"2016-05-10T04:42:01","slug":"0525","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/05\/25\/0525\/","title":{"rendered":"0525"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/052013\/0525.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0525<br \/>\nDidn&#8217;t blow a fuse<\/p>\n<p>Left casino, we didn&#8217;t lose<br \/>\nWe went looking to buy some shoes<br \/>\nThere were many from which to choose<br \/>\nTo get us to buy, some will schmooze<br \/>\nWhen all we really want is booze<br \/>\nNo sales were made, they have the blues<br \/>\nGot in the car and set the cruise<br \/>\nWe sped past the cows with their moos<br \/>\nThe sunset had such pretty hues<br \/>\nNow we&#8217;re back home to take a snooze<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0525 Didn\\'t blow a fuse Left casino, we didn\\'t lose We went looking to buy some shoes There were many from which to choose To get us to buy, some will schmooze When all we really want is booze No sales were made, they have the blues Got in the car and set the cruise We sped past the cows with their moos The sunset had such pretty hues Now we\\'re back home to take a snooze\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0525 Didn&#8217;t blow a fuse Left casino, we didn&#8217;t lose We went looking to buy some shoes There were many from which to choose To get us to buy, some will schmooze When all we really want is booze No sales were made, they have the blues Got in the car and set the cruise &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/05\/25\/0525\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">0525<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,68,44,72,7],"class_list":["post-342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-automobiles","tag-drinking","tag-gambling","tag-home","tag-jean"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=342"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":439,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions\/439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}