{"id":3377,"date":"2019-11-25T15:11:46","date_gmt":"2019-11-25T23:11:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3377"},"modified":"2022-01-05T09:01:10","modified_gmt":"2022-01-05T17:01:10","slug":"191125","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/11\/25\/191125\/","title":{"rendered":"191125"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/191125.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>191125<br \/>\nSorry about the mess<\/p>\n<p>The shower is the place to be<br \/>\nIf you are nude and need to pee<br \/>\nAnother thing that you can do<br \/>\nIs wash your hair while making poo<br \/>\nYou probably think that I am sick<br \/>\nTo go and do this dirty trick<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not a freak, I do declare<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s why there is a drain in there<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"191125 Sorry about the mess The shower is the place to be If you are nude and need to pee Another thing that you can do Is wash your hair while making poo You probably think that I am sick To go and do this dirty trick I\\'m not a freak, I do declare It\\'s why there is a drain in there\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>191125 Sorry about the mess The shower is the place to be If you are nude and need to pee Another thing that you can do Is wash your hair while making poo You probably think that I am sick To go and do this dirty trick I&#8217;m not a freak, I do declare It&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/11\/25\/191125\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">191125<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[130,17,73],"class_list":["post-3377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-pee","tag-poo","tag-sick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3377"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3377"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3526,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3377\/revisions\/3526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}