{"id":3368,"date":"2019-11-15T04:13:36","date_gmt":"2019-11-15T12:13:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3368"},"modified":"2019-11-15T04:13:36","modified_gmt":"2019-11-15T12:13:36","slug":"191115","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/11\/15\/191115\/","title":{"rendered":"191115"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/191115.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>191115<br \/>\nWhat were they like before?!?<\/p>\n<p>There was an old fishwife named Molly<br \/>\nWho helped a blue genie dodge folly<br \/>\nWhen given a wish<br \/>\n&#8220;I want these damn fish<br \/>\nTo smell like my pussy by golly!&#8221;<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"191115 What were they like before?!? There was an old fishwife named Molly Who helped a blue genie dodge folly When given a wish \\\"I want these damn fish To smell like my pussy by golly!\\\"\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>191115 What were they like before?!? There was an old fishwife named Molly Who helped a blue genie dodge folly When given a wish &#8220;I want these damn fish To smell like my pussy by golly!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[90,53,97],"class_list":["post-3368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-colors","tag-food","tag-naughty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3368"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3368"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3369,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3368\/revisions\/3369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}