{"id":3363,"date":"2019-11-11T09:22:48","date_gmt":"2019-11-11T17:22:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3363"},"modified":"2019-11-11T09:57:39","modified_gmt":"2019-11-11T17:57:39","slug":"191111","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/11\/11\/191111\/","title":{"rendered":"191111"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/191111.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>191111<br \/>\nA cake made out of babies<\/p>\n<p>Playful nicknames is a duty<br \/>\nHow &#8217;bout babycakes or cutie?<br \/>\nIs he charming? Is he funny?<br \/>\nMaybe call him honey bunny<br \/>\nDoes she shine with every fiber?<br \/>\nSweetie pea might best describe her<br \/>\nIf their presence makes you sizzle<br \/>\nThey might be your swizzle pizzle<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;ve found the perfect crony<br \/>\nBe sincere and don&#8217;t be phony<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s alright if it is corny<br \/>\nOr a name that make them horny<br \/>\nIf they are your dearest dandle<br \/>\nFind for them a heartfelt handle<br \/>\nIf it&#8217;s thoughtful and not solemn<br \/>\nIt won&#8217;t matter what you call &#8217;em<\/p>\n<button class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\" data-rvtts-action=\"speak\" data-rvtts-text=\"191111 A cake made out of babies Playful nicknames is a duty How &#039;bout babycakes or cutie? Is he charming? Is he funny? Maybe call him honey bunny Does she shine with every fiber? Sweetie pea might best describe her If their presence makes you sizzle They might be your swizzle pizzle If you&#039;ve found the perfect crony Be sincere and don&#039;t be phony It&#039;s alright if it is corny Or a name that make them horny If they are your dearest dandle Find for them a heartfelt handle If it&#039;s thoughtful and not solemn It won&#039;t matter what you call &#039;em\" data-rvtts-voice=\"UK English Female\"><svg class=\"rvtts-icon\" width=\"22\" height=\"22\" viewBox=\"0 0 22 22\" fill=\"currentColor\" aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\"><path fill-rule=\"evenodd\" clip-rule=\"evenodd\" d=\"M11 0C4.92345 0 0 4.92345 0 11C0 13.2683 0.690345 15.3772 1.86621 17.1221L0.811724 21.0517L4.70345 20.0124C6.48621 21.2641 8.65586 22 11 22C17.0766 22 22 17.0766 22 11C22 4.92345 17.0766 0 11 0ZM3.99793 9.99862C3.99793 9.44483 4.44552 8.99724 4.99931 8.99724C5.5531 8.99724 6.00069 9.44483 6.00069 9.99862V12.0014C6.00069 12.5552 5.5531 13.0028 4.99931 13.0028C4.44552 13.0028 3.99793 12.5552 3.99793 12.0014V9.99862ZM8.99724 13.9966C8.99724 14.5503 8.54966 14.9979 7.99586 14.9979C7.44207 14.9979 6.99448 14.5503 6.99448 13.9966V7.99586C6.99448 7.44207 7.44207 6.99448 7.99586 6.99448C8.54966 6.99448 8.99724 7.44207 8.99724 7.99586V13.9966ZM12.0014 17.0007C12.0014 17.5545 11.5538 18.0021 11 18.0021C10.4462 18.0021 9.99862 17.5545 9.99862 17.0007V4.99931C9.99862 4.44552 10.4462 3.99793 11 3.99793C11.5538 3.99793 12.0014 4.44552 12.0014 4.99931V17.0007ZM14.9979 13.9966C14.9979 14.5503 14.5503 14.9979 13.9966 14.9979C13.4428 14.9979 12.9952 14.5503 12.9952 13.9966V7.99586C12.9952 7.44207 13.4428 6.99448 13.9966 6.99448C14.5503 6.99448 14.9979 7.44207 14.9979 7.99586V13.9966ZM18.0021 12.0014C18.0021 12.5552 17.5545 13.0028 17.0007 13.0028C16.4469 13.0028 15.9993 12.5552 15.9993 12.0014V9.99862C15.9993 9.44483 16.4469 8.99724 17.0007 8.99724C17.5545 8.99724 18.0021 9.44483 18.0021 9.99862V12.0014Z\"\/><\/svg><span class=\"responsivevoice-button__label\">Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>191111 A cake made out of babies Playful nicknames is a duty How &#8217;bout babycakes or cutie? 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