{"id":3360,"date":"2019-11-08T13:14:57","date_gmt":"2019-11-08T21:14:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3360"},"modified":"2019-11-08T13:15:18","modified_gmt":"2019-11-08T21:15:18","slug":"3360","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/11\/08\/3360\/","title":{"rendered":"191108"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/191108.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>191108<br \/>\nKept her busy<\/p>\n<p>This lass took her lad, and she showed him<br \/>\nTo my doctor friend, and I quote him<br \/>\n&#8220;This guy in Tralee<br \/>\nHas not two but three!<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s why he&#8217;s known as Frankenscrotum&#8221;<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"191108 Kept her busy This lass took her lad, and she showed him To my doctor friend, and I quote him \\\"This guy in Tralee Has not two but three! That\\'s why he\\'s known as Frankenscrotum\\\"\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>191108 Kept her busy This lass took her lad, and she showed him To my doctor friend, and I quote him &#8220;This guy in Tralee Has not two but three! That&#8217;s why he&#8217;s known as Frankenscrotum&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[66,37,29,97,94],"class_list":["post-3360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-dick","tag-friends","tag-ireland","tag-naughty","tag-numbers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3360"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3360"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3362,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3360\/revisions\/3362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}