{"id":3350,"date":"2019-10-30T16:51:28","date_gmt":"2019-10-30T23:51:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3350"},"modified":"2019-10-30T16:52:30","modified_gmt":"2019-10-30T23:52:30","slug":"191030","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/10\/30\/191030\/","title":{"rendered":"191030"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/191030.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>191030<br \/>\nScariest TV family<\/p>\n<p>They sling a lot of mucky<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re awful and they&#8217;re sucky<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re altogether yucky<br \/>\nJizztrumpet family<br \/>\nDad&#8217;s skin could use some bleaching<br \/>\nHis kids are good at leaching<br \/>\nI&#8217;m hoping for impeaching<br \/>\nJizztrumpet family<br \/>\nTweet<br \/>\nTweet<br \/>\nRetweet<br \/>\nPelosi is a calling<br \/>\nThe house of cards is falling<br \/>\nI hope to see them bawling<br \/>\nJizztrumpet family<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"191030 Scariest TV family They sling a lot of mucky They\\'re awful and they\\'re sucky They\\'re altogether yucky Jizztrumpet family Dad\\'s skin could use some bleaching His kids are good at leaching I\\'m hoping for impeaching Jizztrumpet family Tweet Tweet Retweet Pelosi is a calling The house of cards is falling I hope to see them bawling Jizztrumpet family\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>191030 Scariest TV family They sling a lot of mucky They&#8217;re awful and they&#8217;re sucky They&#8217;re altogether yucky Jizztrumpet family Dad&#8217;s skin could use some bleaching His kids are good at leaching I&#8217;m hoping for impeaching Jizztrumpet family Tweet Tweet Retweet Pelosi is a calling The house of cards is falling I hope to see &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/10\/30\/191030\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">191030<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[65,18,90,92,16,26,80,12],"class_list":["post-3350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-boobies","tag-celebrities","tag-colors","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-song","tag-tech","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3350"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3350"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3351,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3350\/revisions\/3351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}