{"id":3342,"date":"2019-10-25T01:23:52","date_gmt":"2019-10-25T08:23:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3342"},"modified":"2019-10-23T07:19:32","modified_gmt":"2019-10-23T14:19:32","slug":"191025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/10\/25\/191025\/","title":{"rendered":"191025"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/191025.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>191025<br \/>\nApologies to Coolio<\/p>\n<p>As I walk through the packed aisles and I look to my right<br \/>\nI see a game that I want and I devise to squeeze in tight<br \/>\n&#8216;Coz I&#8217;ve been planning and reading so long, that<br \/>\nI got to buy this game before it is gone<br \/>\nYou see Rahdo told me that this one is phenomenal<br \/>\nBecause negative interaction is nominal<br \/>\nThen my wallet does the talkin&#8217;, and I start walkin&#8217;<br \/>\nUntil Boydell&#8217;s new game is blockin&#8217;<br \/>\nI really love his games, so I buy it, dude<br \/>\nHe better sign the box or that would be quite rude, fool<br \/>\nI&#8217;m the board game geek that goes around with a Pope hat<br \/>\nSo all the folks in the math trade hall know where I&#8217;m at<\/p>\n<p>Though I&#8217;ve only been there twice<br \/>\nEssen is a gamer&#8217;s paradise<br \/>\nTokens, cards, minis and dice<br \/>\nEssen is a gamer&#8217;s paradise<br \/>\nKickstarter&#8217;s my only vice<br \/>\nEssen is a gamer&#8217;s paradise<br \/>\nBuying games at twice the price<br \/>\nEssen is a gamer&#8217;s paradise<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; 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