{"id":3324,"date":"2019-10-07T10:14:36","date_gmt":"2019-10-07T17:14:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3324"},"modified":"2019-10-07T10:14:36","modified_gmt":"2019-10-07T17:14:36","slug":"191007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/10\/07\/191007\/","title":{"rendered":"191007"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/191007.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>191007<br \/>\nMonica Zelensky<\/p>\n<p>The bravest use of a whistle<br \/>\nMight see this asshole&#8217;s dismissal<br \/>\nJust like Bill Clinton years ago<br \/>\nThe Jizztrumpet falls from a blow<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"191007 Monica Zelensky The bravest use of a whistle Might see this asshole\\'s dismissal Just like Bill Clinton years ago The Jizztrumpet falls from a blow\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>191007 Monica Zelensky The bravest use of a whistle Might see this asshole&#8217;s dismissal Just like Bill Clinton years ago The Jizztrumpet falls from a blow<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,92,16,98],"class_list":["post-3324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-run"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3324"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3324"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3325,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3324\/revisions\/3325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}