{"id":3320,"date":"2019-10-02T14:57:31","date_gmt":"2019-10-02T21:57:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3320"},"modified":"2019-10-02T14:57:31","modified_gmt":"2019-10-02T21:57:31","slug":"191002","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/10\/02\/191002\/","title":{"rendered":"191002"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/191002.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>191002<br \/>\nBegone ye demon doggie!!!<\/p>\n<p>I walk into an unlit room<br \/>\nMy heart races &#8211; it fills with gloom<br \/>\nThe floorboard squeaks &#8211; I catch my breath<br \/>\nThe air is filled with rotting death<br \/>\nWhat horror lurks? What demon near?<br \/>\nI reach my hand trembling with fear<br \/>\nAnd switch the light to see what&#8217;s there<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s just a farting Brownie Bear<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"191002 Begone ye demon doggie!!! I walk into an unlit room My heart races - it fills with gloom The floorboard squeaks - I catch my breath The air is filled with rotting death What horror lurks? What demon near? I reach my hand trembling with fear And switch the light to see what\\'s there It\\'s just a farting Brownie Bear\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>191002 Begone ye demon doggie!!! I walk into an unlit room My heart races &#8211; it fills with gloom The floorboard squeaks &#8211; I catch my breath The air is filled with rotting death What horror lurks? What demon near? I reach my hand trembling with fear And switch the light to see what&#8217;s there &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/10\/02\/191002\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">191002<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,13,35],"class_list":["post-3320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-brownie","tag-fart","tag-horror"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3320"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3320"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3321,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3320\/revisions\/3321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}