{"id":3289,"date":"2019-09-02T15:35:10","date_gmt":"2019-09-02T22:35:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3289"},"modified":"2019-10-16T04:34:04","modified_gmt":"2019-10-16T11:34:04","slug":"190902","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/09\/02\/190902\/","title":{"rendered":"190902"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/190902.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>190902<br \/>\nDana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes<\/p>\n<p>Feeling fat &#8211; feeling bloated<br \/>\nEating chips &#8211; I&#8217;m devoted<br \/>\nPants too tight &#8211; my belt cinches<br \/>\nNeed to lose &#8211; &#8217;bout two inches<br \/>\nGot a plan &#8211; extreme eating<br \/>\nLots of prunes &#8211; then excreting<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"190902 Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes Feeling fat - feeling bloated Eating chips - I\\'m devoted Pants too tight - my belt cinches Need to lose - \\'bout two inches Got a plan - extreme eating Lots of prunes - then excreting\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>190902 Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes Feeling fat &#8211; feeling bloated Eating chips &#8211; I&#8217;m devoted Pants too tight &#8211; my belt cinches Need to lose &#8211; &#8217;bout two inches Got a plan &#8211; extreme eating Lots of prunes &#8211; then excreting<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,53,34,17,113,57],"class_list":["post-3289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-food","tag-movies","tag-poo","tag-rhps","tag-weight-loss"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3289"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3290,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289\/revisions\/3290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}