{"id":3287,"date":"2019-08-30T06:30:21","date_gmt":"2019-08-30T13:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3287"},"modified":"2019-08-30T06:30:21","modified_gmt":"2019-08-30T13:30:21","slug":"190830","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/08\/30\/190830\/","title":{"rendered":"190830"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/190830.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>190830<br \/>\nIt wasn&#8217;t me<\/p>\n<p>When a drummer meets a drummer<br \/>\nWhich one is the bummer?<br \/>\nWhen a ranger meets a ranger<br \/>\nWhich one is in danger?<br \/>\nWhen a poet meets a poet<br \/>\nWhich one doesn&#8217;t know it?<br \/>\nWhen a martyr meets a martyr<br \/>\nWhich one is the farter?<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"190830 It wasn\\'t me When a drummer meets a drummer Which one is the bummer? When a ranger meets a ranger Which one is in danger? When a poet meets a poet Which one doesn\\'t know it? When a martyr meets a martyr Which one is the farter?\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>190830 It wasn&#8217;t me When a drummer meets a drummer Which one is the bummer? When a ranger meets a ranger Which one is in danger? When a poet meets a poet Which one doesn&#8217;t know it? When a martyr meets a martyr Which one is the farter?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,11,71,81],"class_list":["post-3287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-fart","tag-music","tag-religion","tag-rhymes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3287"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3287"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3288,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3287\/revisions\/3288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}