{"id":3285,"date":"2019-08-28T09:34:11","date_gmt":"2019-08-28T16:34:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3285"},"modified":"2019-08-28T09:34:11","modified_gmt":"2019-08-28T16:34:11","slug":"190828","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/08\/28\/190828\/","title":{"rendered":"190828"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/190828.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>190828<br \/>\nAte legs good &#8211; eight legs bad<\/p>\n<p>Creepy crawly &#8211; big and hairy<br \/>\nEight legs skitter &#8211; really scary<br \/>\nThought it might attack my kitty<br \/>\nOr cause havoc in the city<br \/>\nThen it bolted into laundry<br \/>\nWhich causes this queasy quandary<br \/>\nShould the pile go in the drier<br \/>\nOr just set the house on fire?<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"190828 Ate legs good - eight legs bad Creepy crawly - big and hairy Eight legs skitter - really scary Thought it might attack my kitty Or cause havoc in the city Then it bolted into laundry Which causes this queasy quandary Should the pile go in the drier Or just set the house on fire?\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>190828 Ate legs good &#8211; eight legs bad Creepy crawly &#8211; big and hairy Eight legs skitter &#8211; really scary Thought it might attack my kitty Or cause havoc in the city Then it bolted into laundry Which causes this queasy quandary Should the pile go in the drier Or just set the house on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/08\/28\/190828\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">190828<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,40,93,35,8,94],"class_list":["post-3285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-animals","tag-brownie","tag-fire","tag-horror","tag-linc","tag-numbers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3285"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3285"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3286,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3285\/revisions\/3286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}