{"id":3283,"date":"2019-08-26T07:37:50","date_gmt":"2019-08-26T14:37:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3283"},"modified":"2019-08-26T07:37:50","modified_gmt":"2019-08-26T14:37:50","slug":"190826","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/08\/26\/190826\/","title":{"rendered":"190826"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/190826.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>190826<br \/>\nWhat a shit stain<\/p>\n<p>Jizztrumpet is so insane<br \/>\nHis sick and demented brain<br \/>\nThinks that a bomb from a plane<br \/>\nCould destroy a hurricane<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"190826 What a shit stain Jizztrumpet is so insane His sick and demented brain Thinks that a bomb from a plane Could destroy a hurricane\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>190826 What a shit stain Jizztrumpet is so insane His sick and demented brain Thinks that a bomb from a plane Could destroy a hurricane<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,92,48,16,17,83,50],"class_list":["post-3283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-planes","tag-politics","tag-poo","tag-weapons","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3283"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3283"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3284,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3283\/revisions\/3284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}