{"id":3278,"date":"2019-08-21T15:32:25","date_gmt":"2019-08-21T22:32:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3278"},"modified":"2020-07-31T15:43:12","modified_gmt":"2020-07-31T22:43:12","slug":"190821","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/08\/21\/190821\/","title":{"rendered":"190821"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/190821.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>190821<br \/>\nGo blow your trumpet<\/p>\n<p>Hey imbecile &#8211; now here&#8217;s the thing<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re Putin&#8217;s pawn &#8211; you&#8217;re not a king<br \/>\nWith Israel you failed the quiz<br \/>\nYou can&#8217;t be more than king of jizz<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"190821 Go blow your trumpet Hey imbecile - now here\\'s the thing You\\'re Putin\\'s pawn - you\\'re not a king With Israel you failed the quiz You can\\'t be more than king of jizz\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>190821 Go blow your trumpet Hey imbecile &#8211; now here&#8217;s the thing You&#8217;re Putin&#8217;s pawn &#8211; you&#8217;re not a king With Israel you failed the quiz You can&#8217;t be more than king of jizz<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,92,16,121],"class_list":["post-3278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-royal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3278"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3278"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3279,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3278\/revisions\/3279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}