{"id":3266,"date":"2019-08-09T09:07:23","date_gmt":"2019-08-09T16:07:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3266"},"modified":"2022-01-05T09:01:22","modified_gmt":"2022-01-05T17:01:22","slug":"190809","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/08\/09\/190809\/","title":{"rendered":"190809"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/190809.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>190809<br \/>\nExcremential crisis<\/p>\n<p>In just one month I&#8217;m 52<br \/>\nI have ennui and deja vu<br \/>\nI do not know what I should do<br \/>\nI could wear black or powder blue<br \/>\nI could eat steak or Irish stew<br \/>\nI could watch Jaws or something new<br \/>\nI could just pee or full on poo<br \/>\nLord give a sign here in the loo!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"190809 Excremential crisis In just one month I\\'m 52 I have ennui and deja vu I do not know what I should do I could wear black or powder blue I could eat steak or Irish stew I could watch Jaws or something new I could just pee or full on poo Lord give a sign here in the loo!\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>190809 Excremential crisis In just one month I&#8217;m 52 I have ennui and deja vu I do not know what I should do I could wear black or powder blue I could eat steak or Irish stew I could watch Jaws or something new I could just pee or full on poo Lord give a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/08\/09\/190809\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">190809<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,67,90,53,34,94,130,17,71],"class_list":["post-3266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-birthday","tag-colors","tag-food","tag-movies","tag-numbers","tag-pee","tag-poo","tag-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3266"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3266"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3266\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3267,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3266\/revisions\/3267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}