{"id":3222,"date":"2019-06-28T15:12:51","date_gmt":"2019-06-28T22:12:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3222"},"modified":"2019-06-28T15:12:51","modified_gmt":"2019-06-28T22:12:51","slug":"190628","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/06\/28\/190628\/","title":{"rendered":"190628"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/190628.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>190628<br \/>\nFills me with the urge to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The Jizztrumpet fills me with hate<br \/>\nI get so mad I defecate<br \/>\nI loathe his hair and orange skin<br \/>\nThose lips above his triple chin<br \/>\nHis tiny hands and belly size<br \/>\nCompel me to avert my eyes<br \/>\nThough not the last &#8211; another gripe<br \/>\nAs leaders go he&#8217;s not my type<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"190628 Fills me with the urge to... The Jizztrumpet fills me with hate I get so mad I defecate I loathe his hair and orange skin Those lips above his triple chin His tiny hands and belly size Compel me to avert my eyes Though not the last - another gripe As leaders go he\\'s not my type\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>190628 Fills me with the urge to&#8230; The Jizztrumpet fills me with hate I get so mad I defecate I loathe his hair and orange skin Those lips above his triple chin His tiny hands and belly size Compel me to avert my eyes Though not the last &#8211; another gripe As leaders go he&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/06\/28\/190628\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">190628<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,90,84,92,16,17],"class_list":["post-3222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-colors","tag-hair","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-poo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3222"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3222"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3223,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3222\/revisions\/3223"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}