{"id":3206,"date":"2019-06-12T08:35:26","date_gmt":"2019-06-12T15:35:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3206"},"modified":"2019-06-12T08:35:26","modified_gmt":"2019-06-12T15:35:26","slug":"190612","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/06\/12\/190612\/","title":{"rendered":"190612"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/190612.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>190612<br \/>\nI &#x2764;&#xfe0f; 2 &#x1f4a9;<\/p>\n<p>A log entry from me to you<br \/>\nI quite enjoy a number two<br \/>\nOne&#8217;s not enough, and three won&#8217;t do<br \/>\nWhen squatting down up in the loo<br \/>\nA smelly fart might be a clue<br \/>\nDropping a deuce is overdue<br \/>\nSo I flush twice when I am through<br \/>\nThen wash my hands and bid adieu<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"190612 I &#x2764;&#xfe0f; 2 &#x1f4a9; A log entry from me to you I quite enjoy a number two One\\'s not enough, and three won\\'t do When squatting down up in the loo A smelly fart might be a clue Dropping a deuce is overdue So I flush twice when I am through Then wash my hands and bid adieu\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>190612 I &#x2764;&#xfe0f; 2 &#x1f4a9; A log entry from me to you I quite enjoy a number two One&#8217;s not enough, and three won&#8217;t do When squatting down up in the loo A smelly fart might be a clue Dropping a deuce is overdue So I flush twice when I am through Then wash my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/06\/12\/190612\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">190612<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,13,77,94,17,109],"class_list":["post-3206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-fart","tag-love","tag-numbers","tag-poo","tag-thought"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3206"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3206"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3207,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3206\/revisions\/3207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}