{"id":3094,"date":"2019-03-01T06:06:52","date_gmt":"2019-03-01T14:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3094"},"modified":"2019-03-01T06:06:52","modified_gmt":"2019-03-01T14:06:52","slug":"190301","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/03\/01\/190301\/","title":{"rendered":"190301"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/190301.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>190301<br \/>\n&#8220;Are you guilty?&#8221; &#8220;Neigh!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There once was a fella named Niall<br \/>\nWho broke the law and was on trial<br \/>\nFor shagging a horse<br \/>\nHe argued of course<br \/>\nThe horse said he was in denial<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"190301 \\\"Are you guilty?\\\" \\\"Neigh!\\\" There once was a fella named Niall Who broke the law and was on trial For shagging a horse He argued of course The horse said he was in denial\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>190301 &#8220;Are you guilty?&#8221; &#8220;Neigh!&#8221; There once was a fella named Niall Who broke the law and was on trial For shagging a horse He argued of course The horse said he was in denial<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[89,29,97],"class_list":["post-3094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-horses","tag-ireland","tag-naughty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3094"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3094"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3095,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3094\/revisions\/3095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}