{"id":3075,"date":"2019-02-22T02:39:44","date_gmt":"2019-02-22T10:39:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3075"},"modified":"2019-02-27T02:40:50","modified_gmt":"2019-02-27T10:40:50","slug":"190222","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/02\/22\/190222\/","title":{"rendered":"190222"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/190222.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>190222<br \/>\nHuman food dispenser<\/p>\n<p>If my Brownie Bear could talk<br \/>\nAll he&#8217;d say is &#8220;Food!&#8221; and &#8220;Walk!&#8221;<br \/>\nIf my little Linc could speak<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d yell, &#8220;I NEED FOOD YOU FREAK!&#8221;<br \/>\nGlad they can&#8217;t articulate<br \/>\nNeverending scorn and hate<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"190222 Human food dispenser If my Brownie Bear could talk All he\\'d say is \\\"Food!\\\" and \\\"Walk!\\\" If my little Linc could speak He\\'d yell, \\\"I NEED FOOD YOU FREAK!\\\" Glad they can\\'t articulate Neverending scorn and hate\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>190222 Human food dispenser If my Brownie Bear could talk All he&#8217;d say is &#8220;Food!&#8221; and &#8220;Walk!&#8221; If my little Linc could speak He&#8217;d yell, &#8220;I NEED FOOD YOU FREAK!&#8221; Glad they can&#8217;t articulate Neverending scorn and hate<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,53,8,57],"class_list":["post-3075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-brownie","tag-food","tag-linc","tag-weight-loss"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3075"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3075"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3075\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3076,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3075\/revisions\/3076"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}