{"id":3050,"date":"2019-01-30T16:01:21","date_gmt":"2019-01-31T00:01:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3050"},"modified":"2019-01-30T16:01:21","modified_gmt":"2019-01-31T00:01:21","slug":"190130","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/01\/30\/190130\/","title":{"rendered":"190130"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/190130.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>190130<br \/>\nIgnoble warming<\/p>\n<p>When it gets to -1<br \/>\nGo outside for icy fun<br \/>\nWhen it gets to -2<br \/>\nEars and nose start turning blue<br \/>\nWhen it gets to -3<br \/>\nSnot freezes on my goatee<br \/>\nWhen it gets to -4<br \/>\nMilk and bread brawls at the store<br \/>\nWhen it gets to -5<br \/>\nThat\u2019s when snowmen come alive<br \/>\nWhen it gets to -6<br \/>\nBeat them back with burning sticks<br \/>\n-7, -8<br \/>\nCold War isn\u2019t going great<br \/>\nWhen it gets to -9<br \/>\nFrosty\u2019s friends are looking fine<br \/>\nWhen it gets to -10<br \/>\nBuild snow women for snowmen<br \/>\nOnly way to win this war<br \/>\nGo inside and shut the door<\/p>\n<button class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\" data-rvtts-action=\"speak\" data-rvtts-text=\"190130 Ignoble warming When it gets to -1 Go outside for icy fun When it gets to -2 Ears and nose start turning blue When it gets to -3 Snot freezes on my goatee When it gets to -4 Milk and bread brawls at the store When it gets to -5 That\u2019s when snowmen come alive When it gets to -6 Beat them back with burning sticks -7, -8 Cold War isn\u2019t going great When it gets to -9 Frosty\u2019s friends are looking fine When it gets to -10 Build snow women for snowmen Only way to win this war Go inside and shut the door\" data-rvtts-voice=\"US English Male\"><svg class=\"rvtts-icon\" width=\"22\" height=\"22\" viewBox=\"0 0 22 22\" fill=\"currentColor\" aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\"><path fill-rule=\"evenodd\" clip-rule=\"evenodd\" d=\"M11 0C4.92345 0 0 4.92345 0 11C0 13.2683 0.690345 15.3772 1.86621 17.1221L0.811724 21.0517L4.70345 20.0124C6.48621 21.2641 8.65586 22 11 22C17.0766 22 22 17.0766 22 11C22 4.92345 17.0766 0 11 0ZM3.99793 9.99862C3.99793 9.44483 4.44552 8.99724 4.99931 8.99724C5.5531 8.99724 6.00069 9.44483 6.00069 9.99862V12.0014C6.00069 12.5552 5.5531 13.0028 4.99931 13.0028C4.44552 13.0028 3.99793 12.5552 3.99793 12.0014V9.99862ZM8.99724 13.9966C8.99724 14.5503 8.54966 14.9979 7.99586 14.9979C7.44207 14.9979 6.99448 14.5503 6.99448 13.9966V7.99586C6.99448 7.44207 7.44207 6.99448 7.99586 6.99448C8.54966 6.99448 8.99724 7.44207 8.99724 7.99586V13.9966ZM12.0014 17.0007C12.0014 17.5545 11.5538 18.0021 11 18.0021C10.4462 18.0021 9.99862 17.5545 9.99862 17.0007V4.99931C9.99862 4.44552 10.4462 3.99793 11 3.99793C11.5538 3.99793 12.0014 4.44552 12.0014 4.99931V17.0007ZM14.9979 13.9966C14.9979 14.5503 14.5503 14.9979 13.9966 14.9979C13.4428 14.9979 12.9952 14.5503 12.9952 13.9966V7.99586C12.9952 7.44207 13.4428 6.99448 13.9966 6.99448C14.5503 6.99448 14.9979 7.44207 14.9979 7.99586V13.9966ZM18.0021 12.0014C18.0021 12.5552 17.5545 13.0028 17.0007 13.0028C16.4469 13.0028 15.9993 12.5552 15.9993 12.0014V9.99862C15.9993 9.44483 16.4469 8.99724 17.0007 8.99724C17.5545 8.99724 18.0021 9.44483 18.0021 9.99862V12.0014Z\"\/><\/svg><span class=\"responsivevoice-button__label\">Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>190130 Ignoble warming When it gets to -1 Go outside for icy fun When it gets to -2 Ears and nose start turning blue When it gets to -3 Snot freezes on my goatee When it gets to -4 Milk and bread brawls at the store When it gets to -5 That\u2019s when snowmen come &hellip; 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