{"id":3050,"date":"2019-01-30T16:01:21","date_gmt":"2019-01-31T00:01:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3050"},"modified":"2019-01-30T16:01:21","modified_gmt":"2019-01-31T00:01:21","slug":"190130","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/01\/30\/190130\/","title":{"rendered":"190130"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2019\/190130.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>190130<br \/>\nIgnoble warming<\/p>\n<p>When it gets to -1<br \/>\nGo outside for icy fun<br \/>\nWhen it gets to -2<br \/>\nEars and nose start turning blue<br \/>\nWhen it gets to -3<br \/>\nSnot freezes on my goatee<br \/>\nWhen it gets to -4<br \/>\nMilk and bread brawls at the store<br \/>\nWhen it gets to -5<br \/>\nThat\u2019s when snowmen come alive<br \/>\nWhen it gets to -6<br \/>\nBeat them back with burning sticks<br \/>\n-7, -8<br \/>\nCold War isn\u2019t going great<br \/>\nWhen it gets to -9<br \/>\nFrosty\u2019s friends are looking fine<br \/>\nWhen it gets to -10<br \/>\nBuild snow women for snowmen<br \/>\nOnly way to win this war<br \/>\nGo inside and shut the door<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"190130 Ignoble warming When it gets to -1 Go outside for icy fun When it gets to -2 Ears and nose start turning blue When it gets to -3 Snot freezes on my goatee When it gets to -4 Milk and bread brawls at the store When it gets to -5 That\u2019s when snowmen come alive When it gets to -6 Beat them back with burning sticks -7, -8 Cold War isn\u2019t going great When it gets to -9 Frosty\u2019s friends are looking fine When it gets to -10 Build snow women for snowmen Only way to win this war Go inside and shut the door\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>190130 Ignoble warming When it gets to -1 Go outside for icy fun When it gets to -2 Ears and nose start turning blue When it gets to -3 Snot freezes on my goatee When it gets to -4 Milk and bread brawls at the store When it gets to -5 That\u2019s when snowmen come &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2019\/01\/30\/190130\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">190130<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[65,90,53,84,79,50,86],"class_list":["post-3050","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-boobies","tag-colors","tag-food","tag-hair","tag-signs","tag-weather","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3050"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3050"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3050\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3051,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3050\/revisions\/3051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3050"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}