{"id":3004,"date":"2018-12-15T01:57:24","date_gmt":"2018-12-15T09:57:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3004"},"modified":"2018-12-15T01:57:24","modified_gmt":"2018-12-15T09:57:24","slug":"181214","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/12\/15\/181214\/","title":{"rendered":"181214"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2018\/181214.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>181214<br \/>\nBe more than one flavor<\/p>\n<p>There once was a fella named Santa<br \/>\nWho scored whores in downtown Atlanta<br \/>\nWhile giving him head<br \/>\nA toothless one said<br \/>\n\u201cHis jism tastes just like grape Fanta!\u201d<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"181214 Be more than one flavor There once was a fella named Santa Who scored whores in downtown Atlanta While giving him head A toothless one said \u201cHis jism tastes just like grape Fanta!\u201d\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>181214 Be more than one flavor There once was a fella named Santa Who scored whores in downtown Atlanta While giving him head A toothless one said \u201cHis jism tastes just like grape Fanta!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[39,97,14],"class_list":["post-3004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-holidays","tag-naughty","tag-xmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3004"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3004"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3004\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3005,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3004\/revisions\/3005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}