{"id":2995,"date":"2018-12-10T09:58:10","date_gmt":"2018-12-10T17:58:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2995"},"modified":"2022-12-10T11:01:32","modified_gmt":"2022-12-10T19:01:32","slug":"181210","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/12\/10\/181210\/","title":{"rendered":"181210"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2018\/181210.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>181210<br \/>\nNo shit!<\/p>\n<p>When you need to number two<br \/>\nYou can push until you&#8217;re blue<br \/>\nBut no matter what you do<br \/>\nStill does not produce a poo<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"181210 No shit! When you need to number two You can push until you\\'re blue But no matter what you do Still does not produce a poo\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>181210 No shit! When you need to number two You can push until you&#8217;re blue But no matter what you do Still does not produce a poo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,90,17,109],"class_list":["post-2995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-colors","tag-poo","tag-thought"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2995"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2995"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2995\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4604,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2995\/revisions\/4604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}