{"id":299,"date":"2013-05-06T16:32:10","date_gmt":"2013-05-06T23:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=299"},"modified":"2016-04-28T14:59:13","modified_gmt":"2016-04-28T21:59:13","slug":"0506","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/05\/06\/0506\/","title":{"rendered":"0506"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/052013\/0506.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0506<br \/>\nMonday not funday<\/p>\n<p>Something is going wrong at work<br \/>\nIs it an electronic quirk?<br \/>\nOr is it another mistake?<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s unreal how many they make<br \/>\nSeemingly, once you get hired<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s difficult to be fired<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0506 Monday not funday Something is going wrong at work Is it an electronic quirk? Or is it another mistake? It\\'s unreal how many they make Seemingly, once you get hired It\\'s difficult to be fired\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0506 Monday not funday Something is going wrong at work Is it an electronic quirk? Or is it another mistake? It&#8217;s unreal how many they make Seemingly, once you get hired It&#8217;s difficult to be fired<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[12,15],"class_list":["post-299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-tv","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=299"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":459,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions\/459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}